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Uh, now then, we'll have you read this chart.

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'Cover the right eye, and read the top line.'

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Okay. Eh..

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"B-R-I-T-H-G-O-B."

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Dandy! Eh, now, let's cover the left eye

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and read the same line.

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Right.

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Hey! Who took the chart away?

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[theme music]

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[alarm blaring]

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Yabba dabba doo!

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♪ Flintstones Meet the Flintstones ♪

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♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪

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♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

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♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

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♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪

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♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪

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♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

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♪ Have a yabba dabba doo time ♪

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♪ A dabba doo time ♪

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♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪

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- One egg, or two, Fred? - 'One should do it.'

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- Fried or scrambled? - 'How about an omelet?'

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Naturally, it's more work.

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Yeah. And I do all the work.

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(Wilma) Okay, let's go, George.

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[rattling]

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Hey, how about this?

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"Washing Stone beat the Rhode Island Rocksters 54 to 20."

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Oh, Fred! That's 24 to 20, and the Rocksters won it.

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Oh! Ah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You better hurry and eat, dear.

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- What's the big rush? - Don't you remember?

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You have an appointment with the eye doctor this morning.

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Oh, you're startin' that again, eh?

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Let's face it, Fred.

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You either need glasses, or longer arms.

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Say, you oughta work in television.

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I hear lady comedy writers make a lot of money.

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'Pass the salt, please.'

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Salt? One salt comin' up.

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Fred, please keep your appointment.

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This is pepper.

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[Pebbles giggling]

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Not today, Wilma.

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Don't you hear that?

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I have a date with my daughter.

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[Pebbles babbling]

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That's right! The circus.

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And dada is goin' to show Pebbles

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the saber-tooth tiger.

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[babbling]

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Right, and a trained pterodactyl.

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And a bull-headed brontosaurus..

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'...by the name of Fred Flintstone.'

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Um, very funny.

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Look! Look, Pebbles!

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Here comes the circus.

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[instrumental music]

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(Wilma) 'Oh, look! Here come the monkeys.'

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'"Rocco's Marvelous Monkeys."'

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[chattering]

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I'll hurry up and mow the lawn first

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then take Pebbles to the circus.

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But, Fred, how about your appointment?

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I've made up my mind, Wilma.

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I'm not goin' to the eye doctor today.

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I'm in perfect condition, including my eyesight.

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crash

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Okay, superman. I give up.

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You're perfect.

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Women.

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Who can understand them?

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[chatter]

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Oh, Fred! I'm going over to Betty's.

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So keep an eye on the baby.

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Your good eye, that is.

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[giggling]

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boing

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[Pebbles babbling]

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You wanna go with mommy?

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Aw! Okay, sweetheart.

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Come on.

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boing

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chatter chatter

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When you feel bad, women say "There's nothing wrong with you.

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'Get up and go to work."'

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But when you feel great, they want you to go to a doctor.

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Oh, boy!

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Pebbles baby! Are you alright?

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Yoo-hoo! Pebbles!

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'Where did you go, you little monkey?'

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chatter chatter

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Peek-a-boo yourself, you little..

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Huh?

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Oh, brother! I gotta get out of the sun.

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Pebbles! You're in there, aren't you?

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'Sure you are.'

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'For a minute I thought I saw a..'

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chatter chatter

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A monkey!

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My name is Fred Flintstone.

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I live at 222, Rock Way.

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'I am not seeing things.'

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I am at Bedrock, I live at 222, Flintstone Way.

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'I am Rock Way Fred. I'm-I'm-I'm..'

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chatter chatter

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boing boing

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Imagine! Pebbles is going to her first circus.

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It's exciting. When is Fred going to take her?

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He said right after he mowed the lawn.

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He wouldn't keep his appointment with the eye doctor.

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My name is Fred Flintstone. I am not seeing things.

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Hey, uh, what's the matter with you, Fred?

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Oh, Barney, am I glad to see you.

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Look, Barney, tell me, w-when you look at Pebbles

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does she look like a baby to you?

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When I look at Pebbles, does she look like a baby?

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Uh, I repeat.

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What's the matter with you, Fred?

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Wilma's been after me to have my eyes checked.

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- See? - Yeah.

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So, I don't want her to know this

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but twice today, Pebbles has turned into a..

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...into a monkey in front of my eyes.

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Ah, I think I'm crackin' up, Barn!

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[chuckling]

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Oh boy, Fred

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don't you know what's wrong with you?

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No. What?

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It's psychio-logical.

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Wilma's been bugging you to go to a doctor

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so you think there's something wrong with you--

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And I start imagining things, right?

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- Right. - You know something, Barn?

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You're not as dumb as everyone thinks you are.

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Gee, thanks, Fred.

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- Hello, Barney. - Hiya.

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Hey, uh, what's to eat? I'm starving.

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Oh, Barney!

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[chuckles] Have a sandwich, Barney.

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Where's Fred?

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He's taking a nap.

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Well, call him, then we'll eat.

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My pleasure.

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Barney's right.

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There's nothin' wrong with my eyesight.

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Pebbles does not look like a monkey.

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I never even thought I saw a monkey.

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chatter chatter

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Pebbles! You'll get hurt!

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Come down, baby!

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Oh, Fred! Lunch is ready.

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Hey! Hey, Fred! What are you doing up there?

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What does it look like I'm doin'?

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I'm tryin' to get Pebbles out of this tree.

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Come to daddy, baby!

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Look, Fred, Pebbles is here!

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Oh, Fred!

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I tell you, Pebbles is up here.

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(Wilma) 'Fred, look!'

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[babbling]

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thud

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Fred!

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Fred, where are you going?

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[babbling]

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"Where am I going?"

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To see the eye doctor. Where do you think?

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So that's my story, Dr. Boulder Dome.

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Now tell me the truth.

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What do you think it is? Tell me.

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Very well, Mr. Flintstone.

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- I think you'd better sit down. - Sure. Sure, doc.

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Eh, it's my mind, huh? I'm losin' my mind?

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No, it's my carpet. You're wearing it out.

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Uh, now then. We'll have you read this chart.

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'Cover the right eye, and read the top line.'

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(Fred) 'Okay.'

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"Brith-gob."

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- Whatever that means. - Um..

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One letter at a time, Mr. Flintstone.

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Oh! Huh, yeah, hee-hee-hee..

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Eh, "B-R-I-T-H-G-O-B."

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Dandy! Eh, now, let's cover the left eye

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and read the same line.

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Right.

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Hey, who took the chart away?

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Aha! That's it.

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We found your trouble.

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You have astigmatism.

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How do you like that!

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And Wilma thought it was my eyes.

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Eh, you'll need corrective glasses

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for a short time.

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Eh, here. Try these.

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Now, read the next line.

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"S-C-L-O."

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Good! And the next.

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- "P-R-O-F." - Fine, fine, fine.

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And the teensy-weensy printing at the bottom.

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Eh, "Y-O-U-D."

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[chuckles]

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I'll have to get a little closer.

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Eh, "Y-O-U-B." Ah..

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Your bill is $25?

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[Dr. Boulder laughing]

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That's our little joke.

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Eh, here, let me clean those glasses for you.

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Clean 'em? For 25 bucks you should gold plate 'em.

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I'll have them ready in a jiffy, Mr. Flintstone.

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[phone ringing]

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Ah, it never fails!

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When I'm busy, ring, ring, ring.

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Dr. Boulder Dome speaking.

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Oh, yes, dear.

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Yes, dear.

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Yes. Yes, dear.

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- It's the wife. - Heh-heh.

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I would've bet on it.

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Yes, dear. Yes.

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Yes, dear. Yes, dear.

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Just a minute, dear.

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Eh, Mr. Flintstone.

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Eh, just wear the glasses everyday

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for the next two weeks, and you'll be okay.

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(Fred) Okay, doc.

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(Dr. Boulder) 'Yes, dear. Yes. Yes.'

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I'll see you in a couple of weeks, doc.

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crash

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Hey, doc, you need a light in your reception room.

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Eh, it takes a few minutes for your eyes to adjust.

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Goodbye.

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[indistinct chatter on phone]

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Yes, dear. Yes.

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Yes, dear.

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Now, where did I park my car?

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Ah, here it is.

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Boy.

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Wonder how long it takes for the eyes to adjust.

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Hey, I never noticed that before.

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Must be a loose thread.

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[siren blaring]

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Okay, buddy, tell me your story.

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You always wanted to be a cop when you were a kid, right?

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Eh...wrong.

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I just got new glasses and I thought this was my car.

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Oh, brother!

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You know, that's so far out, I believe it.

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Yes. Yes, dear.

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Yes. Goodbye, dear.

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Oh, boy.

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Better call in the next patient.

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Next, eh, who's the next patient, please?

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crash

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Flintstone was right.

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I do need a light in the reception room.

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thud

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Hey! Wait a minute!

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These aren't mine.

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Flintstone took the wrong glasses.

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screech

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I've gotta let him know right away.

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Oh, where is that phone, anyway?

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Aha! Here, here it is.

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Hello, operator? Hello.

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Hello, hello.

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Number, please.

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Oh, knock it off!

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[snickering]

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Hello, operator?

271
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:56,000
Boy, I'm sure glad I got these glasses.

272
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000
Drivin' around all this time, not seein' where I was goin'.

273
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000
It scares me.

274
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000
I could've had an accident.

275
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000
Oh, that's funny.

276
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,000
I don't remember that dip in the road.

277
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:14,000
Ah, well, it's a beautiful day.

278
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000
'Oops! Spoke too soon.'

279
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000
'Gettin' cloudy.'

280
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,000
thud

281
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,000
Wow, they oughta fix these bumpy roads!

282
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000
Wilma, I'm home!

283
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,000
bam

284
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,000
[yapping]

285
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000
Fred! You look positively handsome.

286
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000
You were right, Wilma.

287
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000
You were right. I needed glasses.

288
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000
Here, sweetheart.

289
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000
mwah

290
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000
That's for just bein' pretty.

291
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:45,000
Don't worry, Dino, old pal. I didn't forget you.

292
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000
Have a bone.

293
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,000
Hi, Pebbles!

294
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000
[babbling]

295
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000
Yes, sweetheart.

296
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,000
We're goin' to the circus in just a minute.

297
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,000
Daddy's big girl.

298
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000
[Pebbles cooing]

299
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,000
Eh, get Pebbles ready to go, will you, Wilma?

300
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000
I'm goin' over to show Barney my new image.

301
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,000
Heh-heh, boy, I bet he'll be surprised.

302
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000
crash

303
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:15,000
[chuckles] Takes a while to get used to 'em.

304
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000
Hmm. He's telling us.

305
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000
chatter chatter

306
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000
(Barney) 'Yes siree, Fred.'

307
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000
Those glasses do something for you.

308
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000
Yeah. I do look distinguished.

309
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000
- Don't I? - You sure do.

310
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,000
At last I can distinguish you from an elephant.

311
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,000
Say, Barn, that's real funny.

312
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000
You should come with us to the circus.

313
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000
There's a spot for you.

314
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000
Oh, yeah, like in the big tent with the clowns?

315
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000
[laughing]

316
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:49,000
No, like in the cage, with the other hyenas.

317
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:53,000
Well, now. Wilma's got Pebbles ready real fast!

318
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000
- See you later, Barn. - Oh, hold it, Fred.

319
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000
Uncle Barney has to kiss Pebbles goodbye.

320
00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,000
Goodbye, you little.. Monkey?

321
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000
Come on, sweetheart. Wave goodbye to Uncle Barn.

322
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000
chatter chatter

323
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000
- Fred! - See you later!

324
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000
[babbling] My name is Barney Rubble.

325
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000
I live at 224, Rocky Way.

326
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000
I am not seeing things.

327
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,000
[babbling]

328
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000
[phone ringing]

329
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000
Hello?

330
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000
Oh, hello, Dr. Boulder Dome.

331
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,000
No, Fred's not here right now.

332
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000
Mrs. Flintstone, you've got to get

333
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000
those glasses off him, right away.

334
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000
(Wilma on phone) 'I thought so.'

335
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000
'Something's wrong with them, isn't there?'

336
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000
Not for me, there's not.

337
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000
- 'They're my glasses.' - Oh, dear!

338
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:37,000
(Dr. Boulder on phone) 'But when he's wearing them, his vision's totally distorted.'

339
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000
Oh, dear!

340
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000
Besides, I need those glasses.

341
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,000
I can't find my way out of here.

342
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,000
My name is Barney Rubble. I am not seeing things.

343
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000
I live at 224, Rocky Way.

344
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000
Barney, what's wrong?

345
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000
Pebbles does not look like a monkey.

346
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,000
- What? - Barney, where's Fred?

347
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000
He just left, Wilma.

348
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000
He went to the circus with a monkey.

349
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000
Wilma! That wasn't Pebbles.

350
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000
That was a monkey.

351
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,000
Wilma, do you know what he's talking about?

352
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000
No. But never mind.

353
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,000
We've got to find Fred and take off his glasses.

354
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000
We'll have to use your car, Barney.

355
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,000
Ooh, oh, I wasn't seeing things. I'm okay.

356
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000
Somebody tell  me what's happening.

357
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000
I'm confused.

358
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000
[instrumental music]

359
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:26,000
Boy, what a line! And just for ice-cream.

360
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000
But don't worry.

361
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:31,000
Daddy will stand here all day for sweetheart.

362
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:35,000
Pardon me, young man, is that your first baby?

363
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000
[chuckling] Yes, ma'am, she is.

364
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000
Oh, how sweet!

365
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000
I bet she looks just like daddy.

366
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000
The spittin' image.

367
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000
See?

368
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000
chatter chatter

369
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000
(female

370
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000
Child-hater.

371
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,000
- Next! - One cone, please.

372
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000
- One scoop or two? - Yeah, one should do it.

373
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000
One flip, Henry.

374
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,000
Uh, one for you, and one for me.

375
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,000
gulp

376
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,000
Now, cut that out! I'll tell you when.

377
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,000
chomp

378
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,000
Hey! That kid can eat.

379
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000
[Fred chuckling]

380
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,000
She's a chip off the old block, alright, heh-heh.

381
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000
chatter chatter

382
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000
Step right up and show the little lady

383
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000
your big strong muscles.

384
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000
Test you strength right here.

385
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000
bang

386
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000
clang

387
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,000
Watch your ol' daddy knock that bell

388
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000
right off the pole, Pebbles.

389
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000
Uh, hold the baby for me, will you?

390
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000
Sure thing, buddy.

391
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000
I love kids.

392
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,000
Now keep your eye on daddy, sweetheart.

393
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,000
[laughs] Nothin' like a cute little..

394
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000
chatter chatter

395
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,000
Wow! What a homely kid!

396
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000
Here we go!

397
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000
thud

398
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000
clang

399
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000
crash

400
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000
ting

401
00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:00,000
So you see, Fred doesn't know he's wearing the wrong glasses

402
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000
and everything is out of focus.

403
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000
Yeah, but there's nothing to worry about, Wilma.

404
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,000
- What could happen to him? - That's right, Wilma.

405
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000
After all, he's at the circus.

406
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000
How could he possibly get into trouble?

407
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:14,000
Remember, we're talking about Fred Flintstone.

408
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,000
- He'll find a way. - He'll find a way.

409
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,000
Let's get our tickets and go in, Pebbles.

410
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000
Ah, here we are!

411
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:31,000
T-I-C-K-E-T-S. Tickets.

412
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,000
Boy, am I glad I got these little glasses?

413
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000
chatter chatter

414
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000
I don't know what you're sayin', sweetheart

415
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:42,000
but keep talkin'. You sound awful cute.

416
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000
Oops!

417
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000
I beg your pardon, madam.

418
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000
After you.

419
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,000
[gibbering]

420
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000
Well, now, that's very nice of you.

421
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:57,000
And may I say, that's a lovely fur coat you're wearing.

422
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000
Such a polite lady.

423
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:03,000
I want you to be just like her when you grow up, Pebbles.

424
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:07,000
Now, here we are. Tick-kets.

425
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,000
Boy, what a silly place for a ticket booth.

426
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000
A guy could get lost around here.

427
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000
Uh-oh.

428
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000
That lady back there must've dropped this.

429
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000
Oh, lady!

430
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000
Wait! This must be yours.

431
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000
Here you are, ma'am.

432
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000
I knew right away it belonged to you.

433
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,000
An alligator purse is just the right accessory

434
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
for your fur coat.

435
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000
[chuckling]

436
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000
[gibbering]

437
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:36,000
Oh, brother! And they put us in cages.

438
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000
Now see here, Rocco.

439
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000
With or without your star monkey, Chipsy

440
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000
you're on in five minutes.

441
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,000
Oh, sorry, boss, uh, we can't make it.

442
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,000
"Can't make it?" Tidd, your circus.

443
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,000
You gotta laugh when you feel like cryin'.

444
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
Why?

445
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,000
Rocco, baby, y'all know the answer to that.

446
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,000
- The show must go on! - 'Why?'

447
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:03,000
Well, because otherwise y'all don't get paid.

448
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,000
Oh! Oh, I see that! That's different.

449
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:10,000
[whistling] Alright, you monkeys! On your feet!

450
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,000
The show is just about ready to start, sweetheart.

451
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:17,000
Hey, daddy, look at the funny-lookin' monkey.

452
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000
[laughing]

453
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000
Watch the name callin', kid.

454
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:24,000
You're not any little Lord Punkler Rock yourself.

455
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,000
Look, sweetheart! See the funny clowns?

456
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,000
[laughing]

457
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
chomp

458
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
[crying]

459
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,000
She stole my peanuts!

460
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,000
Hey, bud, why don't you get your kid her own peanuts?

461
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000
Why, you--

462
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
[instrumental music]

463
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,000
And now, ladies and gentlemen

464
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:48,000
Rocco and his marvelous monkeys.

465
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,000
[audience applauding]

466
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
chatter chatter

467
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
Pebbles! What are you doing?

468
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Come back here!

469
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000
'Pebbles!'

470
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,000
[instrumental music]

471
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000
chatter chatter

472
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:14,000
Chipsy! My star monkey! You're back!

473
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000
chatter chatter

474
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
swoosh

475
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,000
Sweetheart! Come back!

476
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000
chatter chatter

477
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000
Baby, please! You'll get hurt!

478
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
screech

479
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
[audience laughing]

480
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,000
Hey, that fat clown is a riot.

481
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
[laughing]

482
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
Come down from there, Pebbles!

483
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
boing

484
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Hold on, baby! I'll save you!

485
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000
Hey!

486
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Quit it!

487
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
What's goin' on?

488
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000
Hey!

489
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000
Say, you're pretty good.

490
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
When did you join the act?

491
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000
Act? I'm tryin' to save my daughter.

492
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000
Now let go of me.

493
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Okay, if you insist.

494
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
I insist.

495
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,000
Pebbles, baby, where did you go?

496
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000
thud

497
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
Boy! Kids don't care

498
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000
where they park their bikes nowadays.

499
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000
Fred! Oh, Fred!

500
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000
I don't see him anywhere, Barney.

501
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000
Hey, down in front.

502
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:31,000
My kid can't see the clown on the high-wire.

503
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,000
C-c-clown? It's Fred!

504
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
That can't be Fred.

505
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,000
He gets dizzy in the balcony of the movies.

506
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,000
Come to daddy, sweetheart!

507
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
Yup, that's Fred alright.

508
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
Oh, no!

509
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Fred! Come down!

510
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
Wilma? Is that you?

511
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000
(Wilma) 'Yes, Fred. Please come down.'

512
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,000
I will, as soon as I get Pebbles.

513
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
Pebbles is here with me, Fred.

514
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,000
Hey, you're wearing the wrong glasses.

515
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000
Barney, you'll scare him.

516
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000
Oh, sorry, Wilma.

517
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,000
Uh, don't look down, Fred.

518
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,000
You'll get scared if you see where you are.

519
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
I know exactly where I am!

520
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,000
And I'm not wearin' the wrong glasses!

521
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000
I-I..

522
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,000
[babbling]

523
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
boing boing boing

524
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
(Rocco) 'Hold on to him, Chipsy.'

525
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
Hold him! Okay.

526
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,000
Okay, let him go.

527
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
chatter chatter

528
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000
boing

529
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000
thud

530
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000
Fred! Are you alright, Fred?

531
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Yeah, of course I am, Wilma.

532
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
Oh! You scared me to death.

533
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,000
But I must say, you handled yourself beautifully.

534
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000
Oh, thank you, sweetheart.

535
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:54,000
Gee, Fred, you looked just like a professional.

536
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,000
Well, some people have it, some people don't.

537
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
Oh, you don't have to be modest, Fred.

538
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,000
It took a lot of nerve to go all the way up there.

539
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,000
Well, it wasn't really nerve, Barn.

540
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000
I got a little confused.

541
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Eh, hey, all the way up where?

542
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Up there, on the high-wire.

543
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,000
You mean, I was-was u-u-up..

544
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,000
...th-hey-ey-ooh.

545
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
thud

546
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000
- Hi, Wilma! - Hi, honey.

547
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
Dinner's gonna be a little late.

548
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000
[phone ringing]

549
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
Oh, no, not again.

550
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000
Sorry, he's not interested.

551
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000
That's been going on all day.

552
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
What has?

553
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Fred is an overnight sensation.

554
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
We've heard from the circus, TV shows..

555
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000
[phone ringing]

556
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,000
Uh! It just never stops.

557
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000
[indistinct chatter on phone]

558
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000
Not interested. Sorry.

559
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000
That was a movie company from Hollyrock.

560
00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:00,000
[giggles] And all because his eyesight went bad.

561
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,000
Boy, Fred should try breaking his leg.

562
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000
No telling how far he'd go.

563
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,000
[laughing]

564
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Oh, Barney.

565
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000
Well, I'll say one thing for Fred.

566
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000
He's being sensible, and not taking

567
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000
any of this seriously.

568
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:19,000
Say, uh, where is the old hippo of the high-wire?

569
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,000
- 'He's resting.' - Oh.

570
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000
boing boing boing

571
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,000
Hey, uh, you had any trouble with big birds

572
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
around here, Wilma?

573
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
Birds? No, Barney.

574
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
Oh, listen, when Fred comes out

575
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,000
don't mention the word "circus" to him.

576
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,000
I don't care what anybody says, elephants don't fly.

577
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Therefore, it has to be Fred.

578
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
- Hiya, Fred. - Hi, Barn.

579
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000
Oh, Wilma!

580
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,000
Hold out for the highest offer.

581
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000
boing

582
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000
I'm workin' up a great act.

583
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000
Oh, no!

584
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:01,000
I'll be ready for the big time in two weeks.

585
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000
Now I'm gonna do something I haven't tried before.

586
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,000
Fred, please! Not so high!

587
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000
crash

588
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
Oh, no!

589
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000
Alright, alright!

590
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,000
So I need a little more practice.

591
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000
Did he say a little?

592
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,000
[laughing]

593
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000
[theme music]

594
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000
♪ Flintstones Meet the Flintstones ♪

595
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:39,000
♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪

596
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000
♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

597
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:45,000
♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

598
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000
♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪

599
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,000
♪ Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪

600
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

601
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000
♪ Have a yabba dabba doo time ♪

602
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000
♪ A dabba doo time ♪

603
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

604
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:10,000
♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪

605
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Wilma!

606
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,000
thud thud thud